History atbp

Teacher - Who killed Ferdinand Magellan? The name starts with L and L.
Student - Lito Lapid?
Teacher - Wrong! Hint, matapang siya at walang kinatatakutan.
Student - Mam, si Loren Legarda?
Teacher - Wrong pa rin. Hint uli, inuulit kung bigkasin ang pangalan nya.
Student - Naku, si Lot-lot Mam?


Teacher - Renato, kilala mo ba si Jose Rizal?
Renato - Hindi po, Mam.
Teacher - Rowena, kilala mo ba si Jose Rizal?
Rowena - Hindi rin po, Mam.
Teacher - Wala ba sa inyo ang nakakikilala kay Jose Rizal?
Jasmine - Mam, baka sa kabilang section siya.



Teacher - Alam nyo na ba kung sino ang pumatay kay Andres Bonifacio?
Student - Mam, nasa TV Patrol na po ba?


French Lesson

ashes - a vou
ballon - lo vou
car - re vou
cough - u vou
drug - sha vou
goodbye - ba vou
hazy - mala vou
naked - hu vou
pipe - tu vou
cute - a cou (joke lang po ...hehehe)



Judy - Ang hirap ng math test natin kanina. Nahirapan ako sa mga tanong.
Jhigz - Madali lang ang mga tanong. Dun ako nahirapan sa mga sagot.




The teacher was showing the ill effects of alcohol. She dropped a worm
in a glass filled with alcohol and the worm died instantly.
Teacher - What did you learn from this demo?
Student - If we drink alcohol we don't get worms